Take my breath away
The bad game nobody asked for based on the bad movie nobody asked for
The same diabetes-inducing sweetness, now on-the-go.
Leave the poor alien alone!!!
I’d rather watch the Holiday Special 37 times in a row…
Demons, katanas, and a boss called Derrick.
The greatest horror comedy game ever made.
Naughty Dog’s unintentionally amazing black sheep
A game so bad I couldn’t even come up with a “yo dawg” catchphrase
Hey, at least it’s better than the movie
Being a mobster is so sugoi-desu
Hoar is love. Hoar is life.
Everybody’s yawning and snoring
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?