Shut up, Slippy…
Let’s guillotine this game.
If you can even call that a remaster
How Rare went from hero to zero.
The bad game nobody asked for based on the bad movie nobody asked for
I’d rather watch the Holiday Special 37 times in a row…
A game so bad I couldn’t even come up with a “yo dawg” catchphrase
Everybody’s yawning and snoring